OK, maybe our opinion on these St. Patty's devils might stem from the fact that the movie Leprechaun, starring pre-Friends Jennifer Aniston, traumatized us when we were younger. And also they made like nine Leprechaun films. So not only does this movie exist to scare humans, but there's a whole series of flicks about that disgusting-looking leprechaun (Harry Potter's Warwick Davis) .

So before you think about dressing up like a leprechaun or befriending them tonight, let us bring you the facts about why they are actually awful:

1. Since they're so small, they can hide anywhere. You never know when those a--holes are going to come crashing in from the ceiling…