Sure enough, the onetime Shasta McNasty star offered up a perfectly Busey-esque synopsis of recent events that led to his and April's blessed event.

"We believe she Is our miracle," the 41-year-old actor said of little Autumn in a statement released by his manager.

"We spent our 20's together, but seperated [sic] and were apart for 11 years. Looking back on the last couple years, it appears that all of the tragedies and losses in my life were ultimately guiding us back together. I had lost 2 houses, a speed boat , an airplane, the Mercedes, the trucks, my dirtbikes, my health, and filed bankruptcy. Last year April let me stay with her when I was broke and homeless, as I had supported her in the nineties when we were first engaged."