Oh Hell Yeah! 10 Hilarious Stone Cold Steve Austin Memes
Mia Russell "The Texas Rattlesnake" Stone Cold Steve Austin is the foul-mouthed, beer-swilling redneck that captured the hearts of millions of pro wrestling fans in the 1990s. Austin was the centerpiece of the famed Attitude Era and helped catapult the WWE to the very top of the industry and transformed it into a sports entertainment juggernaut.
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Most recently, Stone Cold appeared in the music video "¿Quién Tu Eres?" by Latin trap singer Bad Bunny. After Austin stepped away from in-ring competition in 2003, he has also starred in several feature films and hosted his own reality shows such as Redneck Island and Steve Austin's Broken Skull Challenge. Austin continues to insert his attitude all across the media, including these 10 hilarious memes we've compiled for the rattlesnake in us all!
10 We All Need Someone To Love Us The Way Stone Cold Loves Beer
Steve Austin and beer go together like spaghetti and meatballs or lamb and tuna fish (for anyone who gets this Big Daddy reference, good for you). The way Stone Cold looks at his Steveweisers is the way most people want to be looked at by their significant other. That's true love right there!
The romance between The Texas Rattlesnake and brewskies are well documented throughout his tenure with WWE. Just try and imagine how different the Attitude Era would have been if it weren't at least slightly fueled by alcohol.
9 What Other Way To Celebrate Austin 3:16 Day?
Much like Rusev Day, Austin 3:16 Day could potentially be any day of the calendar year. Considering this, it'd be wise to be practical and moderate the alcohol consumption or anyone celebrating this festive wrestling-related holiday would be prone to developing an addiction and possibly other medical complications, especially if they tend to celebrate Austin 3:16 Day multiple times in the week.
Always remember to celebrate Austin 3:16 Day responsibly! And don't get behind the wheel if you've indulged in any Steveweisers. It's best not to take chances whether it be preventing an accident or dealing with a traffic cop.
It could be said that Austin 3:16 Day may be celebrated any day of the week. But if it's anything like how Pi Day is set up, Austin 3:16 Day would officially fall on the sixteenth of March.
8 Stone Cold Sets Unrealistic Standards In The Job Market
For the record, physically assaulting your employer will most likely end with a pink slip, a restraining order, and an assault charge. But when you're Stone Cold Steve Austin, corporate authority is less effective at disciplining a rattlesnake. To put it frankly, Austin just doesn't give a damn and will give a stunner to anyone who gets in his way, management included!
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The world of pro wrestling often mirrors true-to-life situations, but going hog wild on your boss isn't one of them. It's just not the normal mode of business in the contemporary Western employee-employer relations.
But what really matters is making that money and Vince McMahon made a whole lot of dough off of Stone Cold's success.
7 Imminent Austin Says Brace Your Butts For Winter Austin 3:16 Memes
This Stone Cold meme is yet another take on a well-known meme about the ever-popular Game of Thrones series. Throughout social media, this meme is typically known as "Imminent Ned" or "Brace Yourself, Winter is Coming" and would feature a prominent image of Lord Eddard "Ned" Stark.
Lord Stark was executed in Game of Thrones, but his memes combined with Austin 3:16 lives on to this day! Stark was killed off from television and Austin retired from the ring, but there is no killing off the spread of memes in a free society.
6 Austin Got Ahead Of Himself Again
The Texas Rattlesnake just couldn't wait until the end of the workweek to party. And if you get in the way of Austin having a good time, you'll likely find yourself on the receiving end of a Stone Cold Stunner. Hell, Austin would likely give someone a Stone Cold Stunner, either way, it doesn't really matter his mood.
But for most people, it's probably best to keep the partying to times when they have already finished up all work obligations for the week. It's definitely not a good idea to clock in on Friday morning still hungover from the night before.
5 Stone Cold Would Kill For Some Wifi Meme
The internet is a very useful and informative tool, but it can also be quite addictive. Anyone who has grown accustomed to instant access to the worldwide web may feel a tad uncomfortable if they're put in a place with no wifi access. There are plenty of memes available all over social media which describes the apparent agony of being cut off from the internet for any length of time.
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This particular meme uses an image from the 2007 action film The Condemned, starring The Texas Rattlesnake himself. The movie wasn't received well by critics, but it's probably best not to insult the film and anger Austin unless you want to be on the receiving end of a Stone Cold Stunner like Santino Marella and so many others.
4 Stone Cold Seems To Be Hiding Something From His Family
Many people can relate to Austin's over-the-top beer-drinking persona and then hiding their own inner Stone Cold from their family's prying eyes. Some people might blame the rattlesnake for being a bad influence and glorifying alcohol consumption, but it's not like going out drinking wasn't a highly popular pastime before the era of Austin 3:16.
Sometimes it's hard to be completely honest with loved ones. This is why there are so many memes and real-life situations out there where a person has to tell a white lie to their family in order to keep their party life thriving.
3 Stone Cold Opens Up A Can Of Whoop Ass On Santa Claus
"The Toughest S.O.B. in the WWE" doesn't mess around when it comes to Christmas. On the December 22, 1997, episode of Monday Night Raw he stunned Santa Claus. In this episode, Stone Cold called out this chubby man in the red suit as being a fake Santa and, as a result, opened up a can of whoop-ass on the faux Kris Kringle.
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Santa wanted the sexy Sable to sit on his lap but instead received a stunner from The Texas Rattlesnake. The fans received a hilarious moment and yet another WWE-themed Christmas meme.
2 The Typical Work Week Explained By Stone Cold Steve Austin
Stone Cold Steve Austin isn't your typical model employee. Austin represents the blue-collar working man who struck back at the corporate establishment with a middle finger, a whole lot of beer, and multiple cans of whoop-ass.
This meme relates to how plenty of people feel during the week while at work or in school/college. Life's responsibilities can be a drag, which is why many people tend to party it up when they've clocked out and it's time for the weekend. But it wouldn't be a wise idea to flip off your teacher or boss like The Texas Rattlesnake.
1 Tekashi 69 Wouldn't Dare Snitch On Stone Cold Steve Austin
Rapper-turned-jailbird Tekashi 69 did snitch on the Nine Trey Gangsta Bloods, but would he have the guts to tell the law on someone like Stone Cold Steve Austin? This meme is in reference to when musician 6ix9ine cooperated with authorities and took the stand in court in September 2019, claiming that fellow musicians such as Jim Jones and Cardi B were part of the Bloods, among other incriminating statements.
Tekashi 69, whose real name is Daniel Hernandez, received a two-year sentence as a result of his testimony. Hernandez got off easy as he was originally looking at a minimum of 47 years in jail for a litany of crimes, including racketeering, drug-trafficking, and armed robbery. But if Steve Austin were the judge, he'd likely just sentence the defendant to get his ass whipped and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so!